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- Beware of bloated cows
- If you're going to drink scotch, make sure its not McCullins
- Always listen to Errol when it comes to cars
- When steve plays guitar, shut up and listen
- You can never judge a book by its cover, especially Errols sigma
- Mathew Baker is a cock head
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- If children start speaking to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately.
- Dont go to the cemetary with Scott... he has a habbit of standing on graves that have big, black fuck off crosses on them and angering a ghost so you get cursed.
- Do NOT give scott Jonny Walker, he tells your mates parents and younger sister that he's not had sex in 6 months...
- Scotty-doo... Scotty-DON'T!!
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